Hello Oddball

I had the weirdest encounter this morning at work.

I was at the parking spot, getting ready to come out, 

But actually taking sweet time to collect things up, 

Listened to one final song on the radio,

When suddenly,

This pilot guy opened my car door and said "Oi!"

And had me "Aarrhh!"
(How could i not be surprised)

Then he just laughed and closed my door again.

And then he walked away.

...

I actually lost for words. 

After a few minutes, I just

"What...the...hell is wrong with that guy?!"

As i watched him turned and out of my sight.

Ok first of all,
I don't know why he did that?
Second, we barely talk.
Like, close to never.
And that just makes this a whole lot weird-er.