farts

"Every time you hold in a fart, you're that much closer to killing a baby!"
i'm starting to like this guy!



"you don't see me going up to people, telling them to stop breathing cause their breath is stink."
*sniff*
"just stop breathing!"

"except for girls"
"GIRLS.NEVER.FART."
"just kidding...but seriously!"

"i like to answer my own question"
"isn't that right?"
"YES!"

TEEHEE
i better stop for i will be your spoilers.
have you watch his titanic, twilight and new moon parody? (just to name some)
and oh! he has this ADHD, Attention-Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder
which explains his way of talking and his rantings.

both are symptoms :
* talk nonstop
* Blurt out inappropriate comments, show their emotions without restraint, and act without regard for consequences